Sorry I'm Late, I Didn't Want To Come Tee
🚚 FREE shipping always! — Made-to-order • Ships in 4–6 days.
Some invitations deserve honesty. Whether you're getting dragged to a party, family gathering, office event, or just about anywhere you'd rather not be, this shirt says what everyone else is thinking—with just the right amount of sarcasm.
Crazy-soft—like you’ve already loved it for a decade.
This vintage-feel tri-blend shirt is light, breathable, and pre-laundered for a perfectly broken-in fit. Printed with care on a fabric that feels like your favorite old shirt — right out of the box.
Designed in Minnesota. Assembled in the U.S.A.
Soft, stretchy, and light — with a fit that feels like your favorite shirt.
📏 If you're you're even remotely between sizes, definitely err on going larger, or a size up. I'm (5'10", 175 lbs), I go with a Large for a nice fit.
💸 Ships for free while we craft your tee!
When can I expect my luxury tee?
Expect your T-shirt in about 8-12 days. Every tee is made-to-order and ships free from the USA 🇺🇸 — no dusty warehouse stuff here.
🛠️ 3-6 days to craft it with care. Made just for you — not churned out like AI slop on Amazon.
🚚 3-6 days for shipping straight to your door.
