Heavily Meditated
🚚 FREE shipping always! — Typically arrives in about a week.
What did the Dalai Lama say to the hot dog vendor?
“Make me One with Everything!
Crazy-soft—like you’ve already loved it for a decade.
This vintage-feel shirt is light, breathable, and pre-laundered for a perfectly broken-in fit. Printed with care on a fabric that feels like your favorite old shirt — right out of the box.
Designed in Minnesota. Assembled in the U.S.A.
Soft, stretchy, and light — with a fit that feels like your favorite shirt.
📏 If you're you're even remotely between sizes, definitely err on going larger, or a size up. I'm (5'10", 175 lbs), I go with a Large for a nice fit.
💸 Ships for free while we craft your tee!
When can I expect my luxury tee?
Expect your T-shirt in about 6-9 days. Every tee is made-to-order and ships free from the USA 🇺🇸 — no dusty warehouse stuff here.
🛠️ 2–4 days to craft it with care. Made just for you — not churned out like AI slop on Amazon.
🚚 3–5 days for shipping straight to your door.