Jesus BRB (Be Right Back) Tee
🚚 FREE shipping always! — Made-to-order • Ships in 4–6 days.
Hey, Jesus just stepped out for few, but he's gonna be right back. I'd count on it really, He's definitely coming back in this lifetime. We're due!
Crazy-soft Triblend — like you’ve already loved it for a decade.
This vintage-feel shirt is light, breathable, and pre-laundered for a perfectly broken-in fit. Printed with care on a fabric that feels like your favorite old shirt — right out of the box.
Designed in Minnesota. Assembled in the U.S.A.
Soft, stretchy, and light — with a fit that feels like your favorite shirt.
📏 If you're you're even remotely between sizes, definitely err on going larger, or a size up. I'm (5'10", 175 lbs), I go with a Large for a nice fit.
💸 Ships for free while we craft your tee!
When can I expect my luxury tee?
Expect your T-shirt in about 8-12 days. Every tee is made-to-order and ships free from the USA 🇺🇸 — no dusty warehouse stuff here.
🛠️ 3-6 days to craft it with care. Made just for you — not churned out like AI slop on Amazon.
🚚 3-6 days for shipping straight to your door.
