BRAWNDO - The Thirst Mutilator Tee
🚚 FREE shipping always! — Made-to-order • Ships in 4–6 days.
BRAWNDO. The Thirst Mutilator. It's got what plants crave.
Why settle for water from the toilet when you could have something with electrolytes?
Inspired by one of the greatest fictional beverages ever created.
*Not actually loaded with electrolytes. This is a shirt. Please do not attempt to drink it.
Comfortable. Versatile. Built to last.
This everyday tee has a smooth, breathable feel and a fit that looks great on just about anyone. A reliable staple you’ll reach for again and again.
Designed in Minnesota. Assembled in the U.S.A.
A comfortable, everyday fit with a soft feel and modern shape.
📏 If you're you're even remotely between sizes, definitely err on going larger, or a size up. I'm (5'10", 175 lbs), I go with a Large for a nice fit.
💸 Ships for free while we craft your tee!
When can I expect my luxury tee?
Expect your T-shirt in about 8-12 days. Every tee is made-to-order and ships free from the USA 🇺🇸 — no dusty warehouse stuff here.
🛠️ 3-6 days to craft it with care. Made just for you — not churned out like AI slop on Amazon.
🚚 3-6 days for shipping straight to your door.
