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Better Dead Than Red

Better Dead Than Red

Better Dead Than Red

Better Dead Than Red

$31.99

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Color — Maroon

Gold

Maroon

Imagine being from Wisconsin. Eew. So gross. Luckily you can remind yourself with this T-shirt that you're actually from The Nice State instead. (Even if this T-shirt isn't particularly nice!)

Comfortable. Versatile. Built to last.
This everyday tee has a smooth, breathable feel and a fit that looks great on just about anyone. A reliable staple you’ll reach for again and again.

Designed in Minnesota. Assembled in the U.S.A.

A comfortable, everyday fit with a soft feel and modern shape.

📏 If you're you're even remotely between sizes, definitely err on going larger, or a size up. I'm (5'10", 175 lbs), I go with a Large for a nice fit.

Size Chart

💸 Ships for free while we craft your tee!

When can I expect my luxury tee?
Expect your T-shirt in about 6-9 days. Every tee is made-to-order and ships free from the USA 🇺🇸 — no dusty warehouse stuff here.

🛠️ 2–4 days to craft it with care. Made just for you — not churned out like AI slop on Amazon.

🚚 3–5 days for shipping straight to your door.

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